Not Your Daddy

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There for a minute my barn looked like the inside of a spaceship.

So I ordered insane amounts of mylar for a photoshoot off of ebay. It was so cheap I ended up ordering something like 3000’ of it.
I didn’t know this at the time, but pot growers use mylar in basement grow operations to reflect light and keep the thermal temperature from showing up on radar.
Literally within one week of ordering this, our house was being buzzed by drug helicopters 3-4 times a day! And we lived in the middle of fucking nowhere. In the rural mountains in Tennessee. Somebody was tracking my shit and then paying me a very non-consensual visit,
All the helicopters saw was a bunch of naked folks gardening…..

There for a minute my barn looked like the inside of a spaceship.

So I ordered insane amounts of mylar for a photoshoot off of ebay. It was so cheap I ended up ordering something like 3000’ of it.

I didn’t know this at the time, but pot growers use mylar in basement grow operations to reflect light and keep the thermal temperature from showing up on radar.

Literally within one week of ordering this, our house was being buzzed by drug helicopters 3-4 times a day! And we lived in the middle of fucking nowhere. In the rural mountains in Tennessee. Somebody was tracking my shit and then paying me a very non-consensual visit,

All the helicopters saw was a bunch of naked folks gardening…..

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